pg1
By junior On Monday, March 31st, 2014
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PG Finds Two People Who Can Code In Arc – Hands Over HN and Scoots off

In what can only be described as a stroke of blind luck, PG finally found two people who can code in Arc, and before the innocent folks could realize what was going on, PG had handed over the HN codebase and scooted More...

angry
By junior On Tuesday, March 25th, 2014
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Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’

“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...

sharktank
By junior On Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
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FakeValley Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch

FakeValley gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and FakeValley learns More...

subway
By junior On Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
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Dropbox Reps Giving Away ‘Store Online, Earn Money’ Cards In NY Subway Stations

FakeValley reporters today spotted quite a few folks with Dropbox T-Shirts giving away some cards that actually gave users 1 TB in storage online, plus an additional 10 dollars in cash for doing so. When our puzzled More...

old
By junior On Friday, March 7th, 2014
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Twenty More Satoshis Waiting For Reporters To Turn Up

“This is the last item on my checklist” a visibly excited Satoshi Nakamoto told FakeValley, as he hung up the phone on a Reporter as soon as the Reporter asked about Bitcoin. “I have asked all More...

vc
By junior On Thursday, March 6th, 2014
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Hundreds of 10X Engineers Found Hiding On Wall Street

“Oh there you are!” was the reaction of the investigative team charged with finding all the 10X engineers missing from Silicon Valley. Hundreds of these engineers have been found hiding on Wall Street, More...

kevin
By junior On Saturday, February 22nd, 2014
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Kevin Systrom Diagnosed With Ctrl-Z Syndrome

Kevin Systrom, the founder of Instagram (that was sold to Facebook for a cool billion dollars) has been diagnosed with a reasonably new syndrome called ‘Ctrl-Z Syndrome’, according to sources. “Well, More...

drone
By junior On Wednesday, February 12th, 2014
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Amazon’s New Drones To Deliver Profits

Amazon is on a roll. Just a few weeks after the drone-delivery demo that took the technology world by storm, the retailer is in the news again for drones – but this tine, the drones will reportedly deliver More...

snapchat
By junior On Saturday, January 11th, 2014
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FakeValley Exclusive: Leaked – Snapchat’s Entire Business Plan Document

FakeValley has gained access to Snapchat’s Business Plan document – at 203 pages, the long, thoughtful and well-written document would be a slap-in-the-face for all critics, including ourselves. The More...

btc
By junior On Thursday, January 2nd, 2014
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And Now, (YourName)Coin

Well, this had to happen. Silicon Valley based Coinsoft Technologies is offering an instant ‘Create your own coin’ software bundle that users can buy for 99.99 USDs, and use it to create a crypto-currency More...