Breaking: Money Moving Around In Silicon Valley Not United States Dollars
Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with FakeValley. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the chief of investigations told our FakeValley reporter, confirming what we had suspected all along. “Yes, they call it dollars – the same way you call that paper currency that you use when you play Monopoly” the chief confirmed. “But that is not the only source of confusion – it is some 10x to 100x the numbers you see in the rest of the country – that is when we started the investigation” he concluded.
Meantime, FakeValley learns from reliable sources that Kevin has fast recovered from his Ctrl-Z syndrome, and has been tracking this investigation with a lot of interest.