Apple Investing In Black Magic To Get Product Ideas From Steve Jobs

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Realizing that the product pipeline is more or less empty, Apple is using some of its huge cash pile to do something useful – try Black Magic to get some new product ideas from Steve Jobs. Apple sources told FakeValley that the Black Magic idea was suggested at an All-Hands meet after employees discovered that Apple’s product pipeline was More...

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By junior On Saturday, August 31st, 2013
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Startup Founder’s Sudden Craziness Traced Back To Purchase Of Walter Isaacson’s Book

Shocked Employees of (the recently renamed) OrangeInc LLC finally cracked the puzzle – their Founder CEO, Adam Woodshedder, had purchased Walter Isaacson’s ‘Steve Jobs’ from Amazon.com exactly More...

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By junior On Thursday, August 29th, 2013
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Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10

“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...

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By junior On Saturday, August 24th, 2013
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FakeValley Exclusive: Interview With Steve Wozniak On ‘Jobs’

Here is an excerpt of an exclusive FakeValley interview with Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak, on the recently released Ashton Kutcher movie ‘Jobs’. FV: Hello, Steve! Woz: Exactly. That is what they should More...

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By junior On Monday, August 19th, 2013
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Trash Can Maker Sues Apple For Mac Pro Design

“Initially I thought there was just some similarity” Mr Mcdowell, President of Western TrashCans LLC told FakeValley. “When I saw it in the theatres, my doubts were confirmed – it is basically More...

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By junior On Friday, August 16th, 2013
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Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years

Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he More...

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By junior On Monday, August 12th, 2013
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Wozniak: I knew Apple’s iPad Design Was A Disaster

In yet another attack on Apple’s way of doing things, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has called Apple’s iPad design ‘a disaster’. “Back when I was at Apple, we did things in a different way. You know, More...