Breakthrough: Mathematicians Estimate Amazon’s ‘Long Term’

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A group of elite mathematicians have finally solved a problem that has puzzled millions of investors for about two decades now. “It took us about four years to get here, but man does it feel good” John Calculus, the lead mathematician, told FakeValley. “I was working on the P versus NP problem for about 10 years before moving onto More...

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By junior On Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
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FakeValley Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch

FakeValley gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and FakeValley learns More...

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By junior On Friday, March 7th, 2014
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Twenty More Satoshis Waiting For Reporters To Turn Up

“This is the last item on my checklist” a visibly excited Satoshi Nakamoto told FakeValley, as he hung up the phone on a Reporter as soon as the Reporter asked about Bitcoin. “I have asked all More...

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By junior On Thursday, October 31st, 2013
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FakeValley Exclusive: Bitcoin Pricing Call

Here is a scoop that would make Kara Swisher cry with envy: FakeValley has managed to obtain the transcript of this week’s Bitcoin pricing call, reproduced in its entirety below. Jim: “Hello everyone More...

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By junior On Tuesday, October 1st, 2013
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US Government In Touch With BlackBerry

The United States Government, that is partially shut down right now, has reached out to the top management of RIM to understand some best practices on how to build a business case for buyouts and/or survival without More...

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By junior On Sunday, September 8th, 2013
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IT Audit Reveals 13 ‘Single Version of Truth’ Projects

The annual IT projects audit at a Fortune 500 firm revealed a surprising fact – 13 different projects were working towards a stated objective of ‘Single Version of Truth’ for the exact same piece More...

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By junior On Thursday, August 29th, 2013
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Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10

“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...

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By junior On Saturday, August 17th, 2013
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College Graduate Realizes That ‘Six Figure Life’ Refers To His Student Loan

Jim Collyer, a recent college graduate, realized something very important – that when people have been referring to a ‘six figure life’ for college graduates, all along, they have been referring More...

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By junior On Friday, August 16th, 2013
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Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years

Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he More...

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By junior On Thursday, August 15th, 2013
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Social-Capital Launches T-Fund To Reinvent Toilet-Time Behavior

“It’s the next big thing – an attention span that is totally unique and uninterrupted” Chamath Pahalipitiya, partner at Social-Capital said at the launch of the T-Fund – a $100 Million fund that will help More...