Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’

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“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – my brother has a decade old windows laptop on the same WiFi and his internet is blazing fast” John P Appleman, who has legally changed More...

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By junior On Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
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Dropbox Reps Giving Away ‘Store Online, Earn Money’ Cards In NY Subway Stations

FakeValley reporters today spotted quite a few folks with Dropbox T-Shirts giving away some cards that actually gave users 1 TB in storage online, plus an additional 10 dollars in cash for doing so. When our puzzled More...

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By junior On Thursday, March 6th, 2014
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Hundreds of 10X Engineers Found Hiding On Wall Street

“Oh there you are!” was the reaction of the investigative team charged with finding all the 10X engineers missing from Silicon Valley. Hundreds of these engineers have been found hiding on Wall Street, More...

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By junior On Saturday, February 22nd, 2014
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Kevin Systrom Diagnosed With Ctrl-Z Syndrome

Kevin Systrom, the founder of Instagram (that was sold to Facebook for a cool billion dollars) has been diagnosed with a reasonably new syndrome called ‘Ctrl-Z Syndrome’, according to sources. “Well, More...

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By junior On Wednesday, February 12th, 2014
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Amazon’s New Drones To Deliver Profits

Amazon is on a roll. Just a few weeks after the drone-delivery demo that took the technology world by storm, the retailer is in the news again for drones – but this tine, the drones will reportedly deliver More...

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By junior On Sunday, December 8th, 2013
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Man Insists He Will Pay In Coins, Thrown Out of Restaurant

In a strange incident in Los Angeles today, a 35 year old man was reportedly thrown out of a fine dining restaurant after he insisted that he can only pay the bill in crypto currencies (a.k.a coins). “The More...

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By junior On Thursday, December 5th, 2013
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Greenspan’s Bitcoin Comment Triggers An Algo Trading Frenzy

Multiple trading algorithms have reportedly fired no-limit Bitcoin buy orders in real time, based on Greenspan’s use of the word ‘bubble’. The humans in the market are thrilled as well. “That More...

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By junior On Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013
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Coinspotting: The Newest Game In The Valley

When it comes to defining technology trends, no place on earth can beat Silicon Valley. Most of these world changing concepts start off as small, fun stuff (remember “setting up my twtr”? ) So when More...

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By junior On Saturday, October 26th, 2013
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Meet ‘Dial-In’: An App That Represents You in Conference Calls

This is a genius idea. Silly Labs today introduced an amazing app called ‘Dial-In’ that you can configure to dial in and participate in all your conference calls. The app promises to represent you on More...

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By junior On Friday, October 18th, 2013
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NYSE Confirms That It Is All Set To Screw-Up Twitter’s IPO

“We will match the NASDAQ, and do one better” NYSE officials told a press conference here in New York today. “I mean, this is a technology war of sorts. We see the facebook and twitter logos together More...