Startup Founder’s Sudden Craziness Traced Back To Purchase Of Walter Isaacson’s Book
Shocked Employees of (the recently renamed) OrangeInc LLC finally cracked the puzzle – their Founder CEO, Adam Woodshedder, had purchased Walter Isaacson’s ‘Steve Jobs’ from Amazon.com exactly a week before he started exhibiting a rather crazy behavioral pattern.
“He would stare at people during meetings and ask them “Why are you still here?” an OrangeInc LLC employee, who did not want to be named, told FakeValley. “He even banned the use of powerpoint, saying “People who know what they’re talking about don’t need PowerPoint.” “. Adam also is officially now Employee Number 0.
Adam is now undergoing treatment at a local hospital for Book Influence Disorder, where he has been refusing to cooperate unless they redesigned the whole hospital because he did not like it.