Published On: Wed, Oct 16th, 2013

US Govt Might List On NYSE

Following Twitter’s announcement that it would list on NYSE despite growing losses, the US Government is seriously considering an option to list itself on NYSE. “Yes, they lose millions, we lose trillions. But the losses have been growing at comparable rates” a Congressman tweeted. Unfortunately, the US Govt could not start work on the filing, since everyone in the finance control team have been furloughed.

An insider told FakeValley that the US Govt is considering the ticker symbol ZERO representing the sum total of issues that the Republicans and Democrats agree upon. It is useful to remember that the Government had reached out to Blackberry as well.

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US Govt Might List On NYSE